Everything is Loki: Archive

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Jul 30th

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My cousin says girls can't like Avengers. Reblog...

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Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
Me (betweenthekittiesandme) playing videogames: WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR FUCKING DICK FUCKED, BITCH ASS
Ionosphere-Negate playing vidja gaems: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tf-The-Lag-King playing games: 
 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! LAAAAAAG! (Stupidly enough.. I get lag on HANDHELDS!)
sinyoukaiofjealousy playing games: I'm done
sevencoloredmagician playing games: How in the what did I just even...
windpriestesssanae/aka Soma playing games: ... ... ... HAH GOTCHA BITCH... *silent again*
UnblessedHero : I'm gonna do you, and you, and you, and you, and you and JESUS CHRIST THIS BOSS IS AWESOME LET ME MAUL YOU AND THEN RAPE YOU AND FUCK STOP SPAMMING SHIT NO I'VE MADE A BAD DECISION RELOAD RELOAD FUCK IT'S DARK NONONONONONO GO FOR THE HAREM ENDING FUCK YESH.
Chrome playing games: JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEKAI SAE MO KAETE SHIMAESOU NA SHUNKAN HA ITSUMO SUGU SOBA NIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Sage-of-void playing Video games: ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
reikutohno alone: ...
reikutohno with friends: WOOOO!! EAT THAT BIIIIIITCH WEAKT YPE NOOB ASS! BOO YOU SUCK! HAH TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW NOOBTRON!
New-generation-hakurei/ask-the-gap-hag: EAT MY ARROWS AND MY HAMMER AND MY SCYTHE AND MY TWIN SWORDS AND MY...Oh god what is wrong with me....OH WELL, EAT IT, BITCH!
alipheese-fateburn-xiv: ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
ask-kage-the-onyx-devil: ..fuck yo shit  foo *goes quite*
DaRockeet playing video games: Ajkldfjdklfjklasfjdlkajdfkklakfj *moments later* YES! I WON!! EAT IT!
Rockinreaper/Ask D-pad: *quietly sitting with serious face* (but inside my head is "GOD DAMN IT! IF I DON'T BEAT THIS IS IN THE NEXT TRY THEN I AM THROWING THIS CONTROLLER OUT A WINDOW!")
AskCobaltFlame: FUCKIN' BUNNY HOPPING YEAH PARKOUR JUMPIN' ON SHHIIIEEETTT BECAUSE I CAAAAN
ask--harmony: Oh, it's not that bad... *something pops up with intentions to kill me* AHHHH NO! GOD WHY AAAAAAAAAAAH, HERE, YOU TAKE THE CONTROLS. AHHHH NO WHY. NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. *punches hole through the screen* (Girls who can't game, a.k.a. me :D)
Andrew & co 2: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING! *pushing raindom buttons*
PinkamenaPinkie: Bitch please! *kills all of the enemies solo*
Slenderman: And backstab,backstab,backstab and pause,sapp and...revolver shot to the face.
Sephiroth: Meteor, Supernova, Heartless Angel, and my Masamune with black materia.
bookworm-chop: MOM WHY DID YOU TURN MY GAMECUBE OFF I DIDN'T SAVE YET NOW THAT STUPID MOLE GUY IS GOING TO TALK TO ME AND I HAVE TO PAY OFF MY DEBT ALL OVER AGAIN WHY.
the-kid-death: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WAT -WAT- I TOTALLY DIDN'T DO THAT OH COME ON NOW YOU STUPID CONTROLLER STOP BEING AN ASS NO NO NO STOP SPAZZING PLEASE IF YOU STAR MESSING UP NOW I'LL DIE AGA- FFFFFFFFFFFFFF QUIT SHOOTING ME YOU DUMBASS AND QUIT CAMPING IN THE CORNER YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF AND YOU'RE MAKING OUT TEAM LOOK LIKE IDIOTS HEY YOU NOOB QUIT TRYING TO NOOBTUBE ME THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE AN RPG SAVE IT FOR THE DAMN HELICOPTER YOU ALL NEED TO LEARN HOW TO AIM AND QUIT BEING NOOBS
Goofygungirl: ..... *throws controller and walks away* 
xxwakethedemonxx: *owns everybody and throws arms up in victory*
insomniac-canidae: FUCKING ASSCLOWN!! * slams laptop and flips it off her lap*
freedom-and-madness: Allright, let's try this. Come on. Aaah, damn it. FUCK. Hmm... Ok, one more time. FUUUUCK. *Sigh* How does this work... *Starts talking to himself to find a solution*
ask12mu playing games: ...Quarter-circle forward, Heavy Punch.... C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER... FATALITY... Oh... damn... Stupid Boss character... DAMN IT HE BLOCKED THE ASTRAL FINISH! Okay... Okay... TIME FOR A BREAK THEN. GODDAMN HAZAMA. AND YOU TOO AKUMA.
Majin K playing Videogames: Okay....Fuck! Fucking shit! ...Goddamn it! Oh come on I hit the fucking button!! WAKE UP YOU FUCK!! WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU BLOCK?!
AskClairethegardevoir Mun playing videogames: OMG the grafics are so fucking precious and the music and...what is this eargasm and ALDJADLSA WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT MONSTER CAME FROM?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BOSS BATTLE?! I HAVEN'T SAVED YET AND MY HEALTH IS VERY FUCKING LOW-- OH YOU SON OF A SLDKASLDJ--
Galvan-the-Scizor mun playing games: okay, here we go. Jab, jab short, EX upper, jab, short, headbutt, ultra... WHAT THE FUCK ROG Y U NO ULTRA HE WAS GONNA DIE AFTER DIS COMBO FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blaze Mun playing video games: Cheap shot. SPEED RUN! HELL YEAH. -after an hour- -talks in german so here is the translation- THAT WAS CHEAP. YOU FUCKING ASS! FUCK YOU! DIE ALREADY. NO ONE LUVS YOU! FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK. DAMN YOU!
GhettoLuigi/JasperValentine: All I need is 8bits, an NES controller and I'm good to go! *after a few hours* MAN FUCK THE OLDER I GET THE HARDER IT IS TO PLAY GAMES GOD DAMN IT. but still funnnn
yumikitsurei: SHIT! NO! MISA, I HATE YOU!
thejadealchemist: -quietly- Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck...
son-of-a-namek: Ope! Better make sure the safety strap is on! :D
lonelydays17: no no No No NO NO NONONONONOFUCKYOU YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF...NO! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE SO I CAN BEAT IT DOWN! NO, YOU JACKASS, NO, COME HERE YOU FUCKING STUPID GOD DAMMIT, MOTHERFUCKING FUCK!
amsayy paying video games: THE RUSSIAN'S HAVE KIDNAPPED SOKOLOV, GET IN THERE SNAKE. ....Wait... No. No, fuck, fuck fuck shit be quiet Snake. We must not be aler-! FUCKING CHRIST YOU USELESS MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE SO LUCKY YOU HAVE A NICE ASS. Maybe I can do this as a no kill ro- FUCKING PRESSURE CONTROLS. *whips controller* Fuck this, I'm playing Animal Crossing. 
lokisface playing video games: DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME. I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD DIE YET BITCH.

Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

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Loki: I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss. I who was and should be king!

Thor: So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights? No, the earth is under my protection, Loki.

Jul 26th

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Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

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peptotherescue asked: ...Were you not taken back to Asgard?

Jul 24th

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Open for roleplay →

Jul 24th

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Jul 24th

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Jul 24th

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Reblog if you have less than 1,000 followers

theshadowwalkingnobody: god-of-gold: jennstarkid: tumblr nobodies, UNITE!! i think you mean… ASSEMBLE. DID SOMEBODY SAY NOBODIES?

Jul 23rd

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Jul 23rd

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Jul 23rd

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Hey, hi, follower. Stop scrolling for a moment. I...

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Jul 21st

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Jul 19th

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dienocte: ohyeah yesyesyesYES, TOM *orgasm*

Jul 18th

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Jul 18th

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loki-cat: panickyintheuk: stuffimgoingtohellfor: loki-cat: bandgeekingout: loki-cat: falakalak: loki-cat: robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast   i’m sorry I can’t hear you over his glorious smile are you sure you’re willing to play this game? I am very sure That this game Is already lost oh so we’re going pg-13 now? hmm too...

Jul 18th

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Jul 13th

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If I get some more followers, I'll start giving...

Jul 12th

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Jul 12th

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Reblog And See What People Want From You!

1. A baby 2. A second chance 3. Sex 4. Kiss 5. Friendship 6. To chill 7. To cuddle 8. A long term relationship 9. A good laugh 10. An apology 11. A hug 12. Be my bitch 13. Be my sex buddy 14. Simply to be mine 15. MY BED. NO CLOTHES. NOW.

Jul 12th

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